Gobble gobble gobble bitches! If I was some fancy cook I would have done this turkey as a test before Thanksgiving, and posted enough in advance so that you, my faithful subjects followers, could make it yourselves for that happy day of gluttony. Alas! I am but a poor and busy girl, so go ahead and bookmark this bad boy for your Christmas festivities or for Turkey Day next year. I'm not just saying that because it's *a* turkey recipe, but because: this is the best roasted turkey I have ever had. (Everyone knows deep fried turkeys are the BEST turkeys.)
Like no lie, I'm not meaning to boast because any time something of mine turns out so perfectly I'm 98% convinced it's a fluke, but--THIS IS THE BEST AND MOST MOIST DELICIOUS TURKEY EVER! Crispy brown skin, check. Moist, succulent breast meat, check. The kind of gravy I'd kill for, check. Hooolllyyyyyyy shit.
So! Onwards to it then. This is a long-ass recipe because it covers the whole she-bang from the brine to the gravy and everything in between. The brine is a bit tedious and requires advance planning, but the rest of it is quite simple in execution.
First: To brine or not to brine? That is the question. Well, maybe not, but it's a much better question that that other esoteric bullshit.
~Kidding~, kind of, because Hamlet is my favourite Shakespearean work--but I have to believe that if the good ol' Prince of Denmark knew anything about Thanksgiving turkeys he would definitely be asking MY question instead. So, back to it--to brine or not to brine?
There's copious debate about this on the web and equally so among my friends and fellow home cooks. Those who were pro-brining swore by it, and others simply brushed it off with a "Meh, not worth it." Alternatives to the traditional wet brine are a dry brine, a salt crust, or no extra preparation at all save removing the plastic.
This year, since I was cooking Thanksgiving dinner (my first by myself) at my Dad's house which boasts two fridges and the ideal 5 gallon bucket, I figured I would take the opportunity to do a classic wet brine. I'm sure in future years when I'm cooking Thanksgiving dinner in god-knows-what far flung locale I'll be pressed to try these other, more convenient brining methods and indeed, I look forward to it.
Let's get to it cluckers!
LOOK AT IT!
Like no lie, I'm not meaning to boast because any time something of mine turns out so perfectly I'm 98% convinced it's a fluke, but--THIS IS THE BEST AND MOST MOIST DELICIOUS TURKEY EVER! Crispy brown skin, check. Moist, succulent breast meat, check. The kind of gravy I'd kill for, check. Hooolllyyyyyyy shit.
So! Onwards to it then. This is a long-ass recipe because it covers the whole she-bang from the brine to the gravy and everything in between. The brine is a bit tedious and requires advance planning, but the rest of it is quite simple in execution.
First: To brine or not to brine? That is the question. Well, maybe not, but it's a much better question that that other esoteric bullshit.
~Kidding~, kind of, because Hamlet is my favourite Shakespearean work--but I have to believe that if the good ol' Prince of Denmark knew anything about Thanksgiving turkeys he would definitely be asking MY question instead. So, back to it--to brine or not to brine?
There's copious debate about this on the web and equally so among my friends and fellow home cooks. Those who were pro-brining swore by it, and others simply brushed it off with a "Meh, not worth it." Alternatives to the traditional wet brine are a dry brine, a salt crust, or no extra preparation at all save removing the plastic.
This year, since I was cooking Thanksgiving dinner (my first by myself) at my Dad's house which boasts two fridges and the ideal 5 gallon bucket, I figured I would take the opportunity to do a classic wet brine. I'm sure in future years when I'm cooking Thanksgiving dinner in god-knows-what far flung locale I'll be pressed to try these other, more convenient brining methods and indeed, I look forward to it.
Let's get to it cluckers!
Lemon Sage Butter Roasted Turkey
serves 4-6 people
serves 4-6 people
What You Need
For the brine:
a 5 gallon bucket or other very large pot, washed out cleanly and dried
1 12-14 pound turkey (which will feed 4-6 people plus leftovers; I used Butterball)
8 bay leaves
2 T whole peppercorns
2 T dried sage
1 T dried thyme
1/2 cup brown sugar, packed
1 cup rock salt or other large grain salt (kosher, sea salt, etc.) (if you only have fine grained table salt, you might need to reduce it to just over 3/4 cup)
1/2 cup lemon juice (bottled is fine)
1 can light beer
1 lemon, quartered
Water
For the roasting:
1 stick (1/2 cup) salted butter of choice, softened (I am batshit crazy about Kerrygold Irish Butter for fancy things like this)
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh sage leaves
2 lemons, zested, and the juice squeezed from only one (strain to avoid any pulp or seeds)
Freshly ground pepper
~2 cups low sodium chicken broth (you'll need to fill up the bottom of the roasting pan to about 1/2 an inch)
Additionally:
1/2 a stick (1/4 cup) salted butter of choice, melted
1 T chopped fresh sage leaves
1 t lemon juice
For the gravy:
Pan drippings, drained of fat
3 T flour, mixed with a touch of water to create a thick paste
1 cup dry white wine
1 cup low-sodium chicken broth (possibly)
1 cup water
What You Do
To Brine:
1. First you gotta brine, about 24 hours before you plan to roast. In a medium sized pot over medium heat, combine the salt, sugar, spices and lemon juice with enough water to fill almost to the top of your pot. Bring to a low boil and stir until all the salt and sugar is dissolved. Remove from heat and let cool.
2. In the meantime take your turkey out of the fridge, unwrap it in the sink, and remove the neck and giblets and whatever other weird body parts they've stuffed inside there. You can do whatever you want with those since I won't be using them. Rinse the turkey with cold water inside and out, and plop it into your makeshift poultry hot tub.
3. Pour your dissolved mixture over the turkey, along with a can of beer and the lemon quarters, and then fill the bucket the rest of the way with plain water until the turkey is just covered and stir. You may need to weight it down with something to make sure it stays immersed; I found that if I just sort of jammed it in there properly it stuck.
4. Stick that monstrosity in the fridge to chill out for about 24 hours, or until about an hour before you need to roast.
To Roast:
1. Hooray, it's T-Day! Time to get going. About an hour before you need to stick the turkey in the oven (check the packaging directions to find out how long your turkey will need to cook; I had a 13.45 pound turkey and it took about 3 hours and 20 minutes) remove it from the brine and place it on your roasting rack set inside a roasting pan. Pick off any solids like bay leaves and peppercorns and such and throw the brine down the drain. Allow the bird to come to room temperature for about an hour. Chill the hell out about bacteria and whatnot, it'll be fine.
2. Preheat your oven to 450 degrees F. In a small bowl, mash together the butter, lemon zest, lemon juice, sage, and freshly ground pepper. Now here you have to do something kinda gross/mostly cool: run your hands underneath the turkey skin on top to separate it from the breasts. There's a thin sort of membrane that attaches the skin to the flesh and you'll feel it give way as you separate it.
3. Take half the butter mixture in your fingers and insert it in between the skin and the breasts you just separated, rubbing and smoothing it out until the breasts are well covered. ***This is sounding HIGHLY suggestive at this point, because tbh if anyone were to rub something on me...chances are, I'd pick Kerrygold Irish Butter over chocolate syrup any day, but at any rate...*** Rub the other half of the butter mixture all over the outside of the turkey, in all the crevices like the wings corners and drumsticks.
For the brine:
a 5 gallon bucket or other very large pot, washed out cleanly and dried
1 12-14 pound turkey (which will feed 4-6 people plus leftovers; I used Butterball)
8 bay leaves
2 T whole peppercorns
2 T dried sage
1 T dried thyme
1/2 cup brown sugar, packed
1 cup rock salt or other large grain salt (kosher, sea salt, etc.) (if you only have fine grained table salt, you might need to reduce it to just over 3/4 cup)
1/2 cup lemon juice (bottled is fine)
1 can light beer
1 lemon, quartered
Water
For the roasting:
1 stick (1/2 cup) salted butter of choice, softened (I am batshit crazy about Kerrygold Irish Butter for fancy things like this)
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh sage leaves
2 lemons, zested, and the juice squeezed from only one (strain to avoid any pulp or seeds)
Freshly ground pepper
~2 cups low sodium chicken broth (you'll need to fill up the bottom of the roasting pan to about 1/2 an inch)
Additionally:
1/2 a stick (1/4 cup) salted butter of choice, melted
1 T chopped fresh sage leaves
1 t lemon juice
For the gravy:
Pan drippings, drained of fat
3 T flour, mixed with a touch of water to create a thick paste
1 cup dry white wine
1 cup low-sodium chicken broth (possibly)
1 cup water
What You Do
To Brine:
1. First you gotta brine, about 24 hours before you plan to roast. In a medium sized pot over medium heat, combine the salt, sugar, spices and lemon juice with enough water to fill almost to the top of your pot. Bring to a low boil and stir until all the salt and sugar is dissolved. Remove from heat and let cool.
2. In the meantime take your turkey out of the fridge, unwrap it in the sink, and remove the neck and giblets and whatever other weird body parts they've stuffed inside there. You can do whatever you want with those since I won't be using them. Rinse the turkey with cold water inside and out, and plop it into your makeshift poultry hot tub.
3. Pour your dissolved mixture over the turkey, along with a can of beer and the lemon quarters, and then fill the bucket the rest of the way with plain water until the turkey is just covered and stir. You may need to weight it down with something to make sure it stays immersed; I found that if I just sort of jammed it in there properly it stuck.
4. Stick that monstrosity in the fridge to chill out for about 24 hours, or until about an hour before you need to roast.
To Roast:
1. Hooray, it's T-Day! Time to get going. About an hour before you need to stick the turkey in the oven (check the packaging directions to find out how long your turkey will need to cook; I had a 13.45 pound turkey and it took about 3 hours and 20 minutes) remove it from the brine and place it on your roasting rack set inside a roasting pan. Pick off any solids like bay leaves and peppercorns and such and throw the brine down the drain. Allow the bird to come to room temperature for about an hour. Chill the hell out about bacteria and whatnot, it'll be fine.
2. Preheat your oven to 450 degrees F. In a small bowl, mash together the butter, lemon zest, lemon juice, sage, and freshly ground pepper. Now here you have to do something kinda gross/mostly cool: run your hands underneath the turkey skin on top to separate it from the breasts. There's a thin sort of membrane that attaches the skin to the flesh and you'll feel it give way as you separate it.
3. Take half the butter mixture in your fingers and insert it in between the skin and the breasts you just separated, rubbing and smoothing it out until the breasts are well covered. ***This is sounding HIGHLY suggestive at this point, because tbh if anyone were to rub something on me...chances are, I'd pick Kerrygold Irish Butter over chocolate syrup any day, but at any rate...*** Rub the other half of the butter mixture all over the outside of the turkey, in all the crevices like the wings corners and drumsticks.
Like so.
That's my Maple Bourbon Pumpkin Cake chilling behind me, and a mimosa in my hand because it isn't a holiday unless it's started with some bubbly!
4. Woo! All done and time to go in the oven. Last thing you have to do is pour in about 2 cups of chicken stock or broth into the pan so that the drippings won't burn during roasting. Toss that bird (we named ours Dorothy because I'm macabre and weird) into the oven at 450 for only 15 minutes. This blast of heat allows the skin to get a jump start on browning. After 15 minutes, turn the heat down to 350 degrees and set the timer for 1 hour.
5. Melt the additional 1/2 stick of butter and mix with the extra sage and lemon juice. After the timer goes off, remove turkey from oven and baste with pan juices and some of the melted butter mixture. Replace back into the oven, and repeat two more times until turkey registers 160 degrees F when a meat thermometer is inserted into the thigh, or about 2-ish more hours. If you find that the breast is browning too much (at around hour 2 for me) you may gently cover it with a bit of foil.
The last baste...look at all that yummy sage and lemon zest! And those pan juices are destined to make a bomb ass gravy.
To Grave (.......I went with it)
1. Once the turkey is done, remove it to a plate or carving board to relax for about 20 minutes to let the juices disperse throughout. Cover with foil to keep warm. Toss the roasting rack into the sink, and pour off the majority of the fat from the bottom of the pan into a separate heat-safe dish. That should leave you with just the delicious drippings in the pan. At this point, you have the option of cooking the gravy directly in the pan set over two burners; or if you used a nonstick pan like I did, you can just pour all the drippings into another more manageable smaller pot. However if you did NOT use a nonstick pan I DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT! All those browned bits stuck to the bottom are flavour bombs, and you'll want to include them in your gravy.
2. At any rate, bring the drippings to a rapid simmer and whisk in the flour. Whisk constantly and cook for about 4 minutes to thoroughly cook out all the raw flour taste. The gravy should thicken considerably at this point. Then add the wine, and cook for about 8 minutes, whisking often, until most of the alcohol has burned off. Whisk in the water, and TASTE! The salt level at this stage is important. All that salty butter and chicken broth may have provided more than enough salt for your tastes. If the salt level is good, do not add chicken broth and instead simply add more water until your gravy reaches the desired consistency.
Serve over your carved turkey, and I'm sure you will have a very happy table! Bon Appetit!
1. Once the turkey is done, remove it to a plate or carving board to relax for about 20 minutes to let the juices disperse throughout. Cover with foil to keep warm. Toss the roasting rack into the sink, and pour off the majority of the fat from the bottom of the pan into a separate heat-safe dish. That should leave you with just the delicious drippings in the pan. At this point, you have the option of cooking the gravy directly in the pan set over two burners; or if you used a nonstick pan like I did, you can just pour all the drippings into another more manageable smaller pot. However if you did NOT use a nonstick pan I DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT! All those browned bits stuck to the bottom are flavour bombs, and you'll want to include them in your gravy.
2. At any rate, bring the drippings to a rapid simmer and whisk in the flour. Whisk constantly and cook for about 4 minutes to thoroughly cook out all the raw flour taste. The gravy should thicken considerably at this point. Then add the wine, and cook for about 8 minutes, whisking often, until most of the alcohol has burned off. Whisk in the water, and TASTE! The salt level at this stage is important. All that salty butter and chicken broth may have provided more than enough salt for your tastes. If the salt level is good, do not add chicken broth and instead simply add more water until your gravy reaches the desired consistency.
Serve over your carved turkey, and I'm sure you will have a very happy table! Bon Appetit!
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What a great recipe. Always wanted this kind of turky recipe. I will try this very soon. I will eat this with a glass of bourbon in my hand.
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